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One thing that may be almost as much fun as feeding ducks is reading a bunch of funny duck puns. Believe me, duck puns are among the best puns out there. Whether you're attending the kid's birthday party, having fun in the office, or trying to think of something funny in the middle of a conversation, these silly duck puns will definitely cheer everyone up. We have compiled a list of 32 hilarious duck puns that sound so silly and yet hilarious enough to bring a big smile on other's faces. So, now let's jump onto the list of hilarious duck puns and laugh hard. Cute Duck Puns I farted next to my little daughter on the couch. She laughed and said it sounded like a duck. Me: Obviously, it came from my buttquack." What did Mrs. Duck say when she bought a new lipstick? Put it on my bill. Platypus enters a restaurant that is owned by a duck. He finishes his meal and asks for his check. What did the duck do? Duck-billed platypus. Ducks cannot handle stressful situations Unfortunately, they quack under pressure. Kids, do you know why ducks have feathers? To cover its butt quack Duck off! I guess there is no need to explain it Do you know why ducks don't carry spare change? Coz they only carry bills. I've heard ducks make good detectives Well, they always quack the case Halloween Duck puns What do you call a duck that is disabled? Handiquacked There is a special church for ducks Birds of Pray If our president is about to be attacked. Secret service(yells): "Donald, duck!" What do you call to a duck addicted to drugs A quack-head Good Duck Puns Why was duck fired from his job? I heard he was addicted to quack. A duck bought a drink for a chick. Guess what he said to the bartender? Just put it on my bill. What is duck's best show on TV? Duck-umentaries. I know a duck that can fix anything. Do you know what's his name? Duck-tape Guess what duck wore at the prom night? A duck-sedo. Two ducks were playing together in the lake. First duck: Quack Quack Second duck: Lol, I was just about to say that! Rubber Duck Puns Guess who broke into our house last night and steal our stuff? A robber duck. Why does a rubber duck go into the pool? Coz he is chill as duck Funny Duck Puns What does a duck say to her teacher Quack How are 1 year old and duckling different? The first one is the whiny toddler and the second one a tiny waddler. My duck dropped a dish in the kitchen and said I hope it didn't quack The duck was disqualified from the game. Yeah, he fowl played. When Mr. Duck went to the Duck-tor they charged him a huge bill :( What did Scientist Duck discover in an atom? Quark. Ducks in the park attacked my dog. I guess this is the disadvantage of getting a pure bread dog A duck entered a bar and asks the bartender Duck: "Do you have any bread?" Bartender: "No, we don't keep bread here." Duck: "Oh Ok Do you have any bread?" Bartender: "Sir, I told you, we don't have any bread." Duck: "But, Do you have any bread?" Bartender: "You stupid ducky are you deaf? If you ask this again I'll hammer a nail in your bill, you annoying little bird." Duck: Okay, do you have any nail? Bartender: "No." Duck: "Do you have any bread?" I told my teacher to Duck off! She was mad coz I used fowl language. Name that clever duck who could solve all problems A wise-quacker What do you call a crocodile that ate a duck Quackodile Conclusion: Duck Puns Well, these were the top 32 duck puns for you. I hope you enjoyed reading these puns and are excited to try them on your friends. Also, don't forget to mention your favorite duck pun in the comment section. I would love to read your comments. Baby Duck Can Ducks Eat Blueberries? Can Ducks Eat Bananas? Cute and Funny Duck Names Duck vs Goose